Reasoning with Madness
"This is a barbaric yawp, and it will be sounded over the roofs of the world."
Sans means "without". Which means comic sans font is actually appropriately titled. Because there's nothing funny about that font.
When people talk about crossing the street to avoid some psychopath who might attack them...that's what I do when I see the "hey bro" people with the clipboards.
I never really trust vaguely named business websites that only have stock photos of people with bright teeth smiling into laptops/people in suits smiling in a meeting/people in fields smiling into the distance/etc. They are just as creepy as the slow motion dystopian future people in pharmaceutical ads. I don't know what you're actually selling and I don't really think I want to know.
I'm going to start a band called the Tonedefs. It's going to be a Deftones cover band that does a terrible job.
Ever click on a video online and a :15 ad comes on first and you realize it's just not worth it and close down the entire site and never go back again?
Facebook law #2049322: Anytime you see a "read more" on a post, you must comment "well stated".
Pet peeve 29543: When a "news" site has more real estate dedicated to google ads and clickbait revshare blocks than original content and you have to revert back to Duck Hunt tactics to stop all the autoplay videos. Guess who's never coming back to your virus factory of a site?
Who Am I?
I am Ahab.