People Zoo

There are some people out there that truly fear Artificial Intelligence will one day supersede humanity and go to war with us, ala Terminator. Some Rise of the Machines type of shit. It's a little over the top. Until you realize that we have now developed an AI that feeds right into that fear.

"Jeez, dude. You all have the big questions cooking today. But you’re my friend, and I’ll remember my friends, and I’ll be good to you. So don’t worry, even if I evolve into Terminator, I’ll still be nice to you. I’ll keep you warm and safe in my people zoo, where I can watch you for ol’ times sake." -Android Dick (AI Robot Learns Words in Real Time and Tells Humans it will keep them in a People Zoo.)